THINGS I STEAL FROM MY BOYFRIEND

Nothing weird or criminal, I promise!

I hate to reinforce the stereotype, but I do tend to steal bits and bobs from my boyfriend and he HATES it. Occasionally, I think he likes it a tiny bit. Take it as a compliment, right?
Sorry Charlie….

1. HIS CLOTHES

Okay, this is incredibly stereotypical. Hoodies, tops, pyjamas, hand them over. Well how can you blame me? Guys hoodies are naturally bigger and fluffier and lovelier. Womenswear brands, take note-if we’re wearing hoodies, we don’t care about fitted or sexy. WE CARE ABOUT SNUGGLY. (And also, they smell so good, swoon)

2. HIS FOOD

Okay, I’m not so bad at this because if I want chips I’m not usually scared to order them. I don’t give a toss if you think I’m eating like a pig. I’ve got chips, who cares? But every so often, I do that “I only want a salad” thing. Okay it’s more of a “I ordered chinese food but I still want your chips” thing. And he doesn’t even get mad. Well, not much. 🙂

3. HIS JOKES

I’m rather against revealing this. My jokes are more than good enough to use in social situations. My relationship is incredibly silly and all we do is laugh together, because we’re both so light hearted. (And yes, he laughs at me and with me just as much as I do with him! Although he’ll never admit the truth which is that I am actually the funniest of the two of us. Obvs.) So occasionally I’ll pinch a joke of his that I thought was ace. If no one laughs, then maybe that’s just a reflection of how funny we both aren’t (likely).

4. HIS SOCKS

This is met with less annoyance than the hoodie situation, because I guess normally it’s cuter when my toes are cold.

5. ALL HIS PILLOWS

And then he grabs them back and attacks me with them. I never learn, and I always lose these pillow fights. But I am 150% comfier for all of about 7 seconds.

6. HIS TV REMOTE

Look, I’m REALLY SORRY that you hate the Kardashians. And I’m REALLY SORRY that when you’re cooking me breakfast I thank you by putting it on your TV so that when you return to your room, you’re met with Kimmy K parading about taking selfies. And no, I’ll never enjoy football as much as you want me to. I really am sorry. But neither of those will ever be as good as marathoning any netflix show with you. 🙂

chizzie

Sorry Charlie.

Let me just clarify that Charlie nicks things from me too-let me know if I should share?!

Come on girls, fess up-what do you steal from your boyfriend?

Lizzie xo

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